Need a sperm donor?
Wanna cuck your boyfriend for a good cause?
Get in touch with me. Sign up on Patreon [ > ] and message me, and we’ll set it up. You’ll have to send me a nominal fee of 1k and cover whatever costs are required for a lawyer to draft a form waiving your right to child support. Then you fly wherever I am in the world (typically Europe) and we either go to a sperm bank to set it up, or if I find you attractive enough AND don’t have a girlfriend, we hang out for a while until you’re preggers.
I would like to receive updates on how the child is growing up, but I am also cool with you going completely dark on me, if you choose to cuck someone, or for whatever reason. Especially if the child ends up being male and awesome, I want to be involved in his life, but you’ll have the final say on this.
100% confidentiality guaranteed. Or if you prefer to go the opposite route you can make a thread here detailing every moment in the child’s life: it’s your choice.
You can have as many babies as you want.
You will not find better quality sperm anywhere. No one alive—or dead for that matter—gets anywhere near me on sheer cosmic-level power.
If you are white and female of child-bearing age and reading this, don’t miss this cosmic opportunity. A hundred men caused the Renaissance. A hundred male descendants of mine could cause another, and female ones could make even more of them to breed an entire superrace.
Get in touch ASAP because I won’t live forever, and won’t be young forever.
Don’t wait for genetic engineering: it won’t be here in time for you.