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Later-in-life virgins

Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2019 11:59 pm
by ataraxia ... a-red-flag
Richard’s colleagues call him their work therapist. He’s empathetic and a good listener, he says – “so a lot of people tell me about their personal shit”, including the people he works with at his retail management job in the south-eastern US. But when they complain to him about their sex lives, or he sees happy couples hand-in-hand in the shop, “I think: ‘That’s not something that’s going to happen for me.’” At 31, Richard is a virgin.
A good listener who's willing to listen to his colleagues' "personal shit"? I think I know why you're still a virgin.
Three years ago Richard was pursued by a woman who retreated after learning, via a game of 20 questions over text, that he was a virgin. “When I kind of pried, she said that she thought that she would ‘ruin’ me.” That response is not uncommon, he says. “It’s like they’re dictating your sexuality for you, in a way – what you are and aren’t ready for, what you can handle emotionally, just based on that one titbit about you.”
If he would just hit up a prostitute and erase his stigma, he could move on to getting the relationship he so craves. Or he could have lied to her, then made some excuse if (when) he prematurely ejaculates. Surely he won't have the same problem for subsequent rounds that night.

Re: Later-in-life virgins

Posted: Sat Jun 22, 2019 10:17 am
by icycalm
The stereotype of virgins prematurely ejaculating is wrong. Many if not most have the opposite problem: they can’t come at all because they are used to masturbation. It’s actually a positive, at least from the woman’s point of view and naturally goes away with time as they get used to getting off with a person.

Re: Later-in-life virgins

Posted: Sat Jun 22, 2019 8:43 pm
by WomenAreStupidSite
True, the reality is that if a man is a virgin, he will be quite nervous and probably won't be able to get an erection or sustain it. Hence virgin men MUST use viagra. And better is to go fuck like 30 different prostitutes. Then he will be able to actually fuck a normal woman without feeling awkward.

Re: Later-in-life virgins

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 12:25 am
by PillBoxer
Good listener, eh? I heard this one on a Saturday Night Live skit in the 90s called, "I Took a Gay Guy to Prom"

Announcer: What attracts teenage girls to young gay men?

Office Woman: He was a real good listener.

Convenience Store Woman: He was a good listener.

Old Woman: He always listened to everything I had to say. That’s what I always loved about Dwight D. Eisenhower.

Announcer: I Took a Gay Guy to Prom. This Sunday at 4. Coming up next on Lifetime – 3 episodes of thirtysomething followed by the Meredith Baxter-Birney-a-thon. Lifetime: television for women…and gay men.