blackfriar wrote: Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder though.
10 years ago today I asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most beautiful woman in the world to marry me...
All three said no.
I joined a gym and said to the trainer, I want to impress beautiful girls, which machine should I use? Try the ATM outside, he said.
Every girl should have a dog like this that goes everywhere with them.